April Fools Satire

The title is about you specifically.  Stop whining! All of life’s problems can be solved by just sitting down and staying quiet. Someone got the...

Students attending Colorado Mesa University (CMU) are given an array of housing options from their first day to graduation.  While the housing prices aren’t extreme,...

Colorado Mesa University (CMU) students and faculty were met with some shocking news this past week as our school mascot, Rowdy, has been accepted...

A recent announcement has revealed that CMU is no longer a dry campus. The university finally realized all of the money that they're missing...