A Superpowered QB

It’s a bird, it’s a plane; no, it’s Maverick Man!   After surviving a nuclear explosion in Area 51 which gave him superpowers, Patrick Brady...

Mike Trout joins CMU Lacrosse

The MLB continues to make headlines as one of their best players has stepped down and has decided to go back to college.  Mike Trout...

Marshall to new heights

President John Marshall has recently started to grow at an unprecedented rate.  At first, those around Marshall did not notice the increase in height as...

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