A Superpowered QB

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane; no, it’s Maverick Man!  

After surviving a nuclear explosion in Area 51 which gave him superpowers, Patrick Brady escaped and quickly took over the internet as the next instant star. Patrick Brady was bred by the government to take down Tom Brady for holding football hostage for too many years.  

Everyone in the country loves the idea except people in New England and Tampa Bay for obvious reasons. The country loves it because he was seen in a clip working out with Chris Olave and Jameson Williams where he was dropping long balls into the breadbasket.  

The clip also featured a 40-yard race between the pair where Brady finished the race 10-yards in front of them both. It was later leaked that Brady runs a 3.93 40-yard dash and is the fastest human being on the planet.  

There isn’t any high school tape on Brady on account of being made in a lab prior to gaining superpowers, but he is projected to be the best quarterback in college. The hopes are that he can deliver Colorado Mesa University a national championship after he signed with the Mavericks on March 31.  

He has just one year of eligibility left because the NCAA deemed, it was all he needed to become the number one draft pick in the NFL Draft. He’s faster than Tyreek Hill and throws a better ball than Tom Brady. There is no doubt he will be the first pick off the board, but he will bring a championship to the Mavericks.  

At the end of the day, college athletics is about winning and that’s what Brady will do.