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    [April Fools] President Marshall Resigns

    April Fools Satire Crite Staff -
    President of Colorado Mesa University (CMU) John Marshall sent shockwaves throughout campus when he announced his resignation on April 1. Effective immediately, Marshall has...

    Ball busters

    April Fools Satire April Fools -
    In a shocking and, some might say, uniquely painful turn of events, Colorado Mesa University (CMU) has unveiled its latest addition to...

    CMU sues for rights to Mavroon

    April Fools Satire Emily Eckland -
    Colorado Mesa University (CMU) has filed a $20 million lawsuit against Central Michigan University for the rights to Mavroon. The lawsuit has been placed for...

    Kush Gardens to Grand Junction

    April Fools Satire Josh Coleman -
    Pending the vote in Mesa County on April 6, dispensaries will be allowed in Grand Junction.   If the vote passes, a dispensary will be moving across the street...
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