Stop being a snowflake

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The title is about you specifically. 

Stop whining! All of life’s problems can be solved by just sitting down and staying quiet. Someone got the promotion you deserved? Don’t say anything. Someone said your joke but louder? Let it go. 

Politics shouldn’t even matter. To the right, no one wants your guns! To the left, socialism is totally un-American! Both sides are snowflakes and so is every view in between. The only way to not be a snowflake is to ignore everything wrong with the world.

If every single person in the world just minded their own business, maybe things would run more smoothly. There wouldn’t be wars or disagreements. That means no one would die ever again. Choose the smart route and keep people alive by keeping your mouth shut. 

If no one makes any more decisions, the wrong ones can never be made. I can’t believe no one’s come up with this before now.