A recent announcement has revealed that CMU is no longer a dry campus.
The university finally realized all of the money that they’re missing out on, and decided to allow liquor in places other than the Point.
There will now be liquor stores and bars that will be popping up on campus. Hipsters can finally get their craft beer mix without leaving the comfort of the university grounds.
In addition, Resident Assistants are now permitted to make liquor runs for the students in their dorms.
We can drink at sporting events, and this means that our crowds are only going to get rowdier. This is good though, because our fans can give the Mavericks Athletic Teams a home-court advantage.
The best part of this, is now students don’t have to get drunk prior to coming to the sporting events anymore. They are free to come to the games and get drunk there, it’s just going to cost them 20 extra dollars.
