I am excessively sarcastic and minimally fantastic. When I’m not sassing up a storm, I’m apparently not conscious. I am always interested in a deep conversation but dabble in witty banter as well, should the opportunity arise. I would love to hear you opinions on politics, pop culture and my outfit. HMU for an adequately entertaining time.
Opinions Editor: Maddie Parise
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