Halfway through a dusky Tuesday evening practice, the men’s rugby team got notified that they had been awarded a bid in the Premier Nationals. After a burst of cheer, they rushed to the sideline for...
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The best way to attract a man is to understand them down to their very essence. Men are like birds. They like shiny things, treats and activities such as screaming into fans because...
Baseball has been around for a long time, and let’s all be honest… It’s getting kind of boring to watch. I don’t really know how many more times I can watch Aaron Judge hit a piss-missile to 450...
Fan attendance is up after men’s basketball reduced the inseam measurement on their uniform shorts. Head Coach Mike Dunlap said this new “thighs out” approach is both an intimidation and an agility...
Women’s Lacrosse confirmed a partnership with Nike to supply their uniforms next year. They may switch from skirts to shorts. Under Armour supplies the team’s uniforms through CMU Athletic’s wholesale-partnership...
After a nail-biting victory against the CSU Pueblo Thunderwolves in the semifinals and a hard-fought battle against the Black Hills State University Yellowjackets, the RMAC tournament ended. Men’s basketball...
IronMavs Barbell Club broke records and brought home golds at the USA Powerlifting Colorado State Championships. Marissa Martinez-Quezada broke the state bench press record for the Teen 3 weight class...
For the first time in CMU history a Maverick signed what is being described as a “true” name, image and likeness (NIL) deal. The partnership is between ProSpace Interiors and senior women’s basketball...
Men’s baseball is the “winningest” team in the country since 2009. They have more wins under their belt than any other Division II baseball team. Head Coach Chris Hanks said that the team’s culture...
Redshirt sophomore Adriana Gomez battled for the 110 pound RMAC title against Chadron State’s Rylee Balcazar. The match came to a close finish with a 7-7 criteria victory on the Air Force Academy’s...
