MATT CORSI - EDITOR-IN-CHIEF For over two years I have had the pleasure of calling The Criterion my home. Through my time as both the Managing Editor and the Editor-In-Chief, I am so grateful to serve...

Aries 3/21 - 4/19 If you found yourself surviving the harsh life of the zombie apocalypse, what would your job be as you and the rest of the survivors try to reclaim and rebuild society? Taurus 4/20...

Question: I'm craving something that doesn't exist. How do I force a multi billion dollar company to produce something for me. I need banana flavored monster energy. Dear Diabolical Drinker, This...

Numerous students have been checking themselves into the Student Wellness Center in desperate need for rehabilitation. It’s an epidemic that will eventually kill all of humanity, even worse than the...

Colorado Mesa University students are petitioning for a new change, and I am 100% for it. Last week, I saw individuals pitching tents on the most treacherous terrain in all of Colorado, the infamous...

Question: How are confederate flags and other hate symbols being delt with on campus? Dear Hate Symbols Hater, As a University dedicated to free speech, the display symbols associated with hate are...

Over the years, we have witnessed kids or young adults doing cringe impersonations of strange characters on social media or known someone notorious for obsessing over certain characters to the extreme....

Aries 3/21 - 4/19 During the next new moon, take a deep breath and scream into the reflection of your howling face as it mirrors off that big ball of swiss cheese. Exit Aries season with no dignity in...

Question: I don’t think my major is right for me Dear Indecisive In College, This is a tough spot to be in and probably something many people deal with while they’re in school, so you can take refuge...