//"Breaking Dawn Pt. 1" (2011)
The previous ones were so goofily unhinged that Breaking Dawn was a slap to the face. Bella and Edward got married, and while… consummating their marriage, they accidentally...
Question: How are confederate flags and other hate symbols being delt with on campus?
Dear Hate Symbols Hater,
As a University dedicated to free speech, the display symbols associated with hate are...
Over the years, we have witnessed kids or young adults doing cringe impersonations of strange characters on social media or known someone notorious for obsessing over certain characters to the extreme....
Aries 3/21 - 4/19
During the next new moon, take a deep breath and scream into the reflection of your howling face as it mirrors off that big ball of swiss cheese. Exit Aries season with no dignity in...
Question: I don’t think my major is right for me
Dear Indecisive In College,
This is a tough spot to be in and probably something many people deal with while they’re in school, so you can take refuge...
\\"Blue Velvet" (1986)
"Blue Velvet” is the best film to watch first, as an introduction to Lynch’s work. Starring classic Lynch actors Kyle MacLachlan and Laura Dern, it hits the perfect happy medium...
From the revolutionary impact of The Beatles and Queen to the early 2000s alternative explosion led by Radiohead and the rise of Nu Metal, rock and roll has gone through its phases. But in the last ten...
If it’s the middle of the semester and you’re sitting alone in your room with tear-filled eyes wondering why you’re knee-deep in English 112 assignments when the focus should be on major requirements,...
I hate when people invite themselves to private social events and hangouts.
Everyone has a social faux pas that triggers them to no end. For some, that may be chewing with an open mouth, for others it...
Aries 3/21 - 4/19
It’s Aries season and everybody needs to experience how wonderful you are. Take to the streets and preach the power of White Monster energy drinks through a megaphone. Everybody is...
To President John Marshall,
I am Gabriel McDowell, a student finishing his fifth and final year at Colorado Mesa University and hoping to graduate with a bachelor’s degree in history, come mid-May....