Good news everyone! (Please read this in your head with an old man’s voice).
Colorado Mesa University (CMU) will be adding eight new sports to their athletics program.
“You know, CMU takes pride...
With students complaining that their dorms are too expensive and difficult to focus in, many are looking for alternatives to dorm life. Well, I have one question for you: if you feel the same, have you...
After months of questions from the basketball pundits and analysts, Bronny James, the son of the NBA’s all-time leading scorer LeBron James has finally announced where he will be playing college basketball.
“This...
Have you ever found yourself reading The Criterion’s outstanding sports section and said to yourself, “This school simply does not have enough sports teams!” Well, great news Mavs, alongside the...
The Criterion has been the school paper since 1931, and it is time for that reign of terror to come to an end.
For too long, The Crite has maliciously reported happenings around campus. Student organizations...
Disaster struck campus on March 32, when Colorado Mesa University (CMU) junior quarterback I.P. Freely dramatically slipped and fell on a discarded banana peel. CMU’s training staff expect Freely to...
Mavericks… I didn’t even know what a maverick was before committing to Colorado Mesa University (CMU). Other colleges have epic mascots such as the geoduck, okra, banana slug and cayenne pepper.
Obviously,...
On that late-March afternoon, my belly so matter-of-factly stated, “Yo, it’s time for some grub." I was cruising down North Street, and the familiar pink and purple bell materialized in the distance....
Rowdy Maverick is here to find love and something else in season 10 of Love Island (UK).
“Yeah, we wanted to set Rowdy up with a mate for a while now and this seemed like a good idea…well until I...
The Caf has recently made a life-altering change: all food served will be vegan-friendly.
After efforts from the population of vegan and vegetarian students, the university decided to take the...
Colorado Mesa University (CMU)’s school board is looking for ways to reduce the budget, and one option is to cut funds to the school’s “parking police.”
Supporters may argue that the...
Colorado Mesa University (CMU) students and faculty were met with some shocking news this past week as our school mascot, Rowdy, has been accepted into the CMU nursing program in a sudden switch of passions.
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