The Skaters and Vapers Club was originally founded as a niche gathering for skateboard enthusiasts and vape aficionados. In recent weeks, it has become so wildly popular that it’s forcing the club to rethink its scheduling.
What began as a modest gathering of a few students looking to bond over their shared love of shredding pavement and puffing clouds has now grown into a full-fledged movement.
The club’s weekly meetings, initially planned for a leisurely once-a-week session, have been overwhelmed by the sheer number of eager participants. Reports from campus insiders suggest that the club has become the hottest ticket in town, drawing in students from all walks of life who are eager to join the ranks of the Skaters and Vapers elite.
“We never expected it to blow up like this,” said club president and self-proclaimed vape connoisseur Chad Radwell. “But hey, when you combine the adrenaline rush of pulling off a sick kickflip with the sweet satisfaction of a perfectly crafted vape cloud blown into a crowd of students onto the sidewalk, you’re bound to attract a following.”
The club’s sudden surge in popularity has forced the leaders to scramble to accommodate the growing demand. In a recent press release, Colorado Mesa University (CMU) announced that due to overwhelming interest, the Skaters and Vapers Club will now meet twice a week to ensure that every student wanting to participate has the opportunity to do so.
“We believe in providing our students with a well-rounded education. And if that means dedicating more time and resources to support the Skaters and Vapers community, then so be it. After all, they’re the future leaders of tomorrow… or at least, they’re really good at doing ollies,” said Dean of Student Activities Fanny O’Rear.
The club’s agenda for the semester includes a mix of skateboarding workshops, vape trick tutorials and seminars on the intersection of extreme sports and electronic nicotine delivery systems. Members can look forward to guest appearances from industry experts, including renowned skateboarders and vape juice mixologists.
Not everyone is thrilled about the club’s rise to fame. Some traditionalists on campus have voiced concerns about the message it sends to impressionable young minds.
“I remember when university clubs were about academics and intellectual pursuits. Nowadays, it seems like all anyone cares about is landing a 360 pop shove-it while blowing strawberry-scented clouds. What happened to the pursuit of knowledge?” Professor of Lameness Benjamin Buzzkill said.
Despite the naysayers, the Skaters and Vapers Club shows no signs of slowing down. With its ever-growing roster of members and an insatiable appetite for adrenaline-fueled antics, it’s clear that this club is here to stay. So, if you find yourself on the CMU campus and hear the distant sound of wheels rolling and vape pens hissing, don’t be alarmed—it’s just the sound of higher education evolving.