Alright, keep up with me here.
The NFL somehow managed to create a science division behind our backs with one goal in mind.
To bring Vince Lombardi back to life.
Their plan was successful as they were able to bring Lombardi back to life with full motor functions.
Lombardi didn’t want to coach in the NFL anymore and he chose a different route. He decided to become the new Colorado Mesa University (CMU) Head Football Coach.
Lombardi is undeniably greatest coach ever and we should be happy to welcome him to campus. He never had a losing season in the NFL and only lost once in his NFL coaching career.
The only reason you are skeptical right now is because you think he is a zombie. Well, I’m here to tell you, don’t worry. He isn’t a zombie, he is here to win championships, and if you can’t get behind that, I don’t want to be near you.
Don’t get me wrong, I believe that Lombardi will lead us to many great seasons. I just can’t look over the fact that he was resurrected and that it would go down in the records books.
Despite all of that, we are ecstatic to have Lombardi here on CMU’s campus. He will deliver because you don’t get the NFL Trophy named after you unless you know how to win championships.
