Editorial: Why we did satire
We chose to do satire for this edition because April Fools is on Thursday, and we felt that everyone needed...
Letter From the Editors
Hey der, ho der, hi der.
If you don't get that reference, go...
Opinions Editor: Maddie Parise
I am excessively sarcastic and minimally fantastic. When I'm not sassing up a storm, I'm apparently not conscious. I am always interested in a...
Managing Editor: Alec Williams
Hello, my name is Alec Williams and I am proud to be the managing editor for the Criterion. I am a political science major...
