Aries 3/21 – 4/19
Slowing down during the winter season is necessary and difficult. Step outside of that comfort zone by meditating for at least 30 seconds two times a week and release the desire for control.
Taurus 4/20 – 5/20
It’s the new year and most people say “new me.” Not Taurus though, you’re perfect now and you were perfect last year. Don’t let naysayers like bosses, teachers or parents try and hold you accountable for anything! Slip into something comfortable and relax.
Gemini 5/21 – 6/20
Dreaming of summer only makes the time you have in front of you pass by quicker — which is the point. Wish your life away and don’t look back!
Cancer 6/21 – 7/22
Take a walk on the wild side and hold in those crocodile tears until you can’t anymore. It will make the release exponentially more cathartic and dramatic. Just like you like it.
Leo 7/23 – 8/22
The back and forth with TikTok left you spiraling about losing the 300,000 follower base you built. It took hard work to film all those OOTD’s. For now, take a deep breath and carry on.
Virgo 8/23 – 9/22
Allow new people into your life during Pisces season. They’re going to be spacey and disappointing, but at least you can check off “trying something new” off your 2025 aspirations list.
Libra 9/23 – 10/22
Pisces season is the perfect time to wear those brooding glasses that have no prescription. You’ll fit right in and everyone is much more implicitly trusting right now. Just don’t forget to hold that fake book right side up while you’re eavesdropping in the Caf.
Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21
Walking sideways through every third door will bring good fortune in the new year. Nobody knows why except for you and to be frank, they don’t deserve to know why. Hoard the abundance!
Sagittarius 11/22 – 12/21
High-visibility clothing is not only practical and safe, but incredibly eye-catching. Shimmy down to Cabela’s and start setting new trends for spring. Get creative and break out that bedazzler you bought 2 years ago.
Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19
You’re halfway through the fiscal year and things are looking solid. Don’t get comfortable though, there’s always room for improvement. Just don’t get caught insider trading again.
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
The break was the perfect opportunity to catch up on all the new cult documentaries that released last semester. Reflect on what worked and what didn’t and make moves towards starting that cult. Just stay away from the punch bowls.
Pisces 2/18 – 3/20
Most other signs believe that their season is the time to shine. Not Pisces though. This season is for expanding the Korean horror genre of your LetterBoxd. It’s the only that will warm your body during the freezing temps.
