It’s Saturday morning, and you’re still drunk from the night before. Your friend’s house party was off the hook — you spent most of the night chasing dimes around the beer pong table.

Did you bring home that slammin’ hottie from the party? Or did you go home empty-handed with a pile of McDoubles and a stacked Netflix queue?

In success or defeat, Saturday morning is the time to go to Dream Café.

Located at 314 Main Street, Dream Café serves up delicious, original breakfast food in a modern environment. The menu is packed full of hearty breakfast platters (most notably the cinnamon roll French toast breakfast) and a vast selection of alcoholic breakfast beverages. Try an Irish coffee or a Bloody Mary if you need some hair of the dog to kill your hangover.

If your night of drunkenly chasing tail is unsuccessful, Dream Café is your morning-after destination. Take your lonely, hungover bros out for some Red Bull mimosas (a secret menu item) and three-meat omelets to kill your piercing headache.

But if you wake up next to a sexy stranger, head to Dream Café to share a massive six-dollar cinnamon roll. The atmosphere is minimalist and chic, a perfect brunch date destination.

When the waitress brings you the bill, buy your new friend’s meal. It’s not too hard on the wallet.

dlmeyer@mavs.coloradomesa.edu