Dear Anthony,
My boyfriend has been terrible in bed lately. It was so bad one night that I just wanted him to get off me, so I “faked it.” Does that make me a bad girlfriend?
Sincerely, Bad Technique

Dear Bad Technique,
I wouldn’t say a bad girlfriend, but it makes you a jerk. Isn’t honesty the top value of a relationship? You also have to realize the pride fellas have after a good session of sex. If he finds out that you lied to him and faked it, he will be devastated. Just work through the pain.

Dear Anthony,
Why do girls expect life to be like romantic movies? Don’t they realize that love in a movie is scripted? Should I feel like any less of a man because I can’t match up to those guys? Help me out.
Sincerely, Not Hollywood

Dear Not Hollywood,
Girls love the fantasy life. They get so wrapped up in love stories that don’t even make sense that anything outside of that is a bad relationship to them. You have to ignore that. I suggest finding yourself a sugar mama. That’s a woman who would do anything to take care of their man. If you find one of those, you are set for life.

Dear Anthony,
Is sleeping with someone on the first date a bad thing? I don’t think it is, but it’s hard to explain that to the ladies.
Sincerely, Love at First Sight

Dear Love at First Sight,
I completely agree with you. Let’s be honest, we can tell if we want to sleep with someone or not the very first moment we lay eyes on them. For the most part, the first time you have sex with a partner is from pure physical attraction, not love. That’s why I say it’s not love at first sight, you’re just horny at first sight.

Dear Anthony,
With graduation coming up, I have one last chance to get with the hottest girl I know. Is it a bad idea to start seeing her since we’re leaving in just a couple weeks?
Sincerely, Last Chance

Dear Last Chance,
What do you have to lose? Give it all you got. Make it the greatest sex you’ve ever had. In two weeks, it won’t even matter. Just don’t fall for her. Long distance relationships suck and you both have goals to push for. And again, make it the greatest sex that you will ever have.