Dear Anthony,
I have a crush. Like, a “doodle your names together on your notebook” kind of crush. I want to do something awesome and let this guy know how I feel about him. Only problem, I’m fairly certain he is out of my league. And I don’t know what type of cool things guys would appreciate. Help?
Sincerely, Smitten

Dear Smitten,
Guys are easy to let know that you are interested. In fact, most guys assume that they are so cool that every girl is into them any way. So doing something spectacular isn’t necessary. All I can say is that you need to act fast. Anything can change in an instance. You don’t want another girl getting him or you don’t want to end up in the friendzone.

Dear Anthony,
Is there anything more annoying than when your girlfriend’s team beats your team? She only talks about how sexy the guys on her team is and doesn’t realize that her team is in last place.
Sincerely, Defeated

Dear Defeated,
I hate talking sports with girls when they only talk about how cute whoever is. That is very frustrating. Then when they beat your team and she throws it in her face despite not knowing a thing about what happened. On a side note, if a last place team beats your team, your team better practice more.

Dear Anthony,
As a girl, I always shave and trim all areas of the body. My boyfriend does not, and it’s starting to become a problem. Do you think he should shave, too?
Sincerely, Furry

Dear Furry,
Every guy should manscape. You have to keep it low everywhere. You wouldn’t let your face grow a crazy amount of hair, would you? Guys, I know how much we value our valuables. Let’s keep them looking clean.

Dear Anthony,
My girlfriend always tells me how happy she is, but then her Twitter page is full of depressing tweets. Am I messing up or is it just something to ignore?
Sincerely, Social Jerk

Dear Social Jerk,
Twitter is a crazy thing. Girls tweet for a few reasons. Usually it’s to get attention. Every day is a girl’s worst day ever on Twitter followed by the hashtags of sad moods. She could also just be bad at talking to you and takes it out on the Twitterverse. Either way, she just wants her attention. #Annoying