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Posted on: April 3rd, 2012 1 Comment

Just the Tip: Love Advice from Anthony Himes


Dear Anthony,
Living in Grand Junction, I am a big fan of the ladies here. How do you feel about taking girls home from a bar for a night of fun?
Sincerely, One Night of Love

Dear One Night of Love,
It all depends on where you are taking them home from. If it’s downtown at Rockslide, that’s fine, just play responsibly. If you are cruising east of Junction at a certain bar, then you have to watch yourself. Just wrap up in safety three more times than you would usually.

Dear Anthony,
We all know the girls around campus that are considered the “sluts.” After getting to know one of these infamous girls, I really feel like it’s all just BS rumors. Should I be concerned in any way about dating her?
Sincerely, She’s Gorgeous

Dear She’s Gorgeous,
When many, many people speculate certain things about someone, they usually have reasons to. They also may know a lot more about why she is labeled that way than you do. I’m not going to say that you should dump her or telling you she’s clean. If she walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, then she’s a slut.

Dear Anthony,
My girl and I fight a lot. I have never touched her in a forceful way, but she swings at me all the time. That’s not right, is it?
Sincerely, Beaten

Dear Beaten,
Although less popular, it’s still abuse if a girl hits you. Plus, girls abuse the hell out of guys all the time. Not physically, but our wallets take quite the punishment, and that hurts a lot worse than a punch to the shoulder.

Dear Anthony,
I love my girlfriend. We’ve been together for a long time and nothing can separate us. The only problem is that she gets mad when I look at other girls, even if it’s just a glance. Do I just not look at another girl ever again?
Sincerely, Just a Peek

Dear Just a Peek,
A way a woman dresses is like how an artist would present their paintings. They make it look as good as it possibly can so the world can see. So, if you don’t glance over at a girl or two, then girls would feel bad about themselves and would feel less confident. I say us guys should build their confidence as high as we can.

One Response

  1. Leslie says:

    Why are there only heterosexual questions on here?

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