Dear Anthony,
My girlfriend and I always fight about what side of the bed to sleep on. She usually sleeps at my place, so it’s my bed. Shouldn’t I get to choose what side of the bed I get?
Sincerely, Wrong Side of the Bed

Dear Wrong Side of the Bed,
I’m a big believer that if it’s in the king’s castle, he sets the rules. Unless she’s going to permantently live there, don’t let her come into your territory and change the game. Be strong and fight for your side. It’s the little battles that feel the best.

Dear Anthony,
Sometimes when I am really in the moment, I just want to get to business, if you know what I mean. My girlfriend hates it because she says foreplay is important. Are you a fan of foreplay?
Sincerely, Down to Business

Dear Down to Business,
All I have to say is that if you want to go on a wild ride, you better warm the engine up. It’s better for you, it’s better for her and when the trip is over you will both be happy with the final destination.

Dear Anthony,
My girlfriend makes a lot more money than me because she works and I don’t. Should I feel less of a man?
Sincerely, Broke

Dear Broke,
If all my life dreams were to come true, I would have a sugar mama. Obviously, its typical for guys to do a lot of the hard work. But why not be papmered ourselves? If she still wants to be with you despite being the one to spoil you, I say kuddos to you, young sir.

Dear Anthony,
Not many guys admit this, but I absolutely annot find a woman’s “special spot.” I’m always very active, but it’s just such a mystery to me. Is it just me or do a lot of guys have trouble finding this spot?
Sincerely, Lost

Dear Lost,
It happens to the best of us. We go out on the adventure that we call sexual intercourse and sometimes we just come back empty handed (but satisfied). If girls want us to hit the spot so bad then they would be smart by helping us out. Though, if you are an unselfish lover, you better hit the bull’s eye.