Dear Anthony,
My girlfriend got mad at me the other day for the weirdest reason. I texted her that I loved her, but she got mad because I said “u” and not “you.” Is there even a difference?
Sincerely, Loving

Dear Loving,
A woman got mad for almost no reason? No way, I don’t believe you. As if it is any shocker, guys sometimes struggle to say “I love you.” A lot of times we just can’t figure it out. Regardless of how it’s said, all ladies should be happy that a man tells her he loves her, no matter how that guy did so.

Dear Anthony,
Why do guys have such issues keeping the bathroom, or for that matter, the toilet, clean? It’s such a simple process, yet it seems that there are no men in the world that can keep it clean? Can this be fixed?
Sincerely, Hygeine

Dear Hygeine,
Ladies just sit down, do their thing, and go. When a man has to go, he has to stand up and control his machinery. Sometimes things just get out of control, but we try to fix that as soon as we can. There are other times when we make it a game, such as how far we can shoot it in. It’s quite the experience for us, and sometimes it gets messy. But, why there are hairs on the toilet seat, I will never know.

Dear Anthony,
I just celebrated my birthday the other day. Birthdays are always worth celebrating. My girlfriend, however, didn’t give me everything that she could have, if you know what I mean. There is no way that’s acceptable, right?
Sincerely, Birthday Boy

Dear Birthday Boy,
There is nothing better than birthday sex. That’s a scientific fact. You sir, were robbed of having the best possible birthday and she can never make that up to you. I’m sure you got sloppy drunk that night and girls hate that kind of sex. But, it’s just a once-a-year thing that she has to deal with. That’s part of the magic of relationships.

Dear Anthony,
My boyfriend has too many posters of naked girls on his walls. I understand what the guy likes to see and what not, but I still feel awkward when I go to his place and I just see naked girls. Is there a way he can take those down?
Sincerely, The Not-Naked Girl

Dear Not-Naked Girl,
Those are not just posters, but beautiful pieces of art. It’s what brings us men happiness when we think there is none. Plus, it’s in his house, and that’s how he feels at home. It’s not like guys just sit and stare at the posters, either. They are up there because that’s how a man decorates.