Praying mantis graduates CMU with honors

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As the spring semester continues to push pupils to their very limits, an exemplary student begins to make some serious advancements in their own academic career.

After the past three years, all of the tremendous academic efforts of Lucille the preying-mantis on the top of Wubben Hall will finally be rewarded.

Lucille was honored with a seven hour speech given by Jimmy Fallon in the largest venue that Grand Junction has to offer…Martin’s Mortuary.

The exclusive event will be invite only, for the closest of Lucille’s friends. This makes perfect sense, seeing as Lucille has been known to become quite nervous when traveling outside of the Wubben Hall rooftop.