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DAVID LYNCH MOVIE REVIEW

DAVID LYNCH MOVIE REVIEW

Asher Larson, Staff Writer April 9, 2025

\\"Blue Velvet" (1986) "Blue Velvet” is the best film to watch first, as an introduction to Lynch’s work. Starring classic Lynch actors Kyle MacLachlan and Laura Dern, it hits the perfect happy medium...

Led Zeppelin poster from a show at a college.

ROCK N ROLL (R)EVOLUTION

Justin Shaw, Co-Sports Editor April 9, 2025

From the revolutionary impact of The Beatles and Queen to the early 2000s alternative explosion led by Radiohead and the rise of Nu Metal, rock and roll has gone through its phases. But in the last ten...

EVAL ESSENTIALS

EVAL ESSENTIALS

Juliana Bomark, Staff Writer April 9, 2025

If it’s the middle of the semester and you’re sitting alone in your room with tear-filled eyes wondering why you’re knee-deep in English 112 assignments when the focus should be on major requirements,...

UNINVITED ANXIETY

UNINVITED ANXIETY

Becca Dunn, Staff Writer April 9, 2025

I hate when people invite themselves to private social events and hangouts. Everyone has a social faux pas that triggers them to no end. For some, that may be chewing with an open mouth, for others it...

HOROSCOPES 4/9-4/22

HOROSCOPES 4/9-4/22

April 9, 2025

Aries 3/21 - 4/19 It’s Aries season and everybody needs to experience how wonderful you are. Take to the streets and preach the power of White Monster energy drinks through a megaphone. Everybody is...

A LETTER TO PRESIDENT MARSHALL

A LETTER TO PRESIDENT MARSHALL

Gabriel McDowell, Staff Writer March 21, 2025

To President John Marshall,  I am Gabriel McDowell, a student finishing his fifth and final year at Colorado Mesa University and hoping to graduate with a bachelor’s degree in history, come mid-May....

NO FREEDOM FOR FASCISTS

NO FREEDOM FOR FASCISTS

Nikoli Weir, Staff Writer March 21, 2025

The people of the United States of America have a long and honorable history of fighting tyranny wherever it is found. We fought the British imperialists and drove them from our shores. We fought the Southern...

SINCERELY C.R. ITERION

SINCERELY C.R. ITERION

March 12, 2025

Question: Being tired all the time. I have a late class tuesdays and thursdays and I work full time. I try and get as much sleep as I can but it’s so hard to feel energized through out the day. I’ve...

CONDEMN OR COMPLICIT

CONDEMN OR COMPLICIT

March 12, 2025

The editorial board of The Criterion wants our stance to be clear: we explicitly condemn targeted rhetoric that encourages or contributes to discrimination, including white supremacist and neo-nazi ideologies. “Issuing...

YOU BETTA WORK!

YOU BETTA WORK!

Becca Dunn, Staff Writer March 12, 2025

High school was difficult for me. I could never get my assignments done on time and had too many due dates for too many subjects that I had little to no interest in. All of this horribly overwhelmed my...

Censori recently stunned onlookers in a completely sheer dress on the red carpet of the Grammy’s. Critics say that her husband, Kayne West, coerced her into the stunt. 
\\ Photo from Getty Images

NAKED & PROUD

Rafi Cuellar-Solis, Staff Writer March 12, 2025

Fashion is an artform and can be interpreted in many ways – so can the body. In recent years, I’ve seen shifts in the way clothing and fashion is perceived. No longer is fashion solely about protecting...

The logo for Alpha Sigma Alpha.
\\ CMU Student Life

THE PAY-TO-PLAY FRIENDSHIP CLUB

Alicia Vuittonet, Staff Writer March 12, 2025

Sororities have always had the reputation of being a pay-to-play friendship club. And honestly, while there is a financial commitment, that perspective doesn’t fully capture what being in a sorority...

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