Dear Anthony,
How do I know that I’m not my new boyfriend’s rebound? And how many rebounds does it take to get over your ex?
Sincerely, Rebounded

Dear Rebounded,
A guy will rebound and rebound until his ex is with either an ugly guy or gets dumped by her rebound. It’s about moral victories for the fellas. As long as they get what they need and the ex-girlfriends are unhappy, the guys will be happy.

Dear Anthony,
I have been dating a guy for about three-and-a-half months and we have been keeping it without the titles of boyfriend and girlfriend. Everyone already thinks we are officially together because we act like we are. When asked why he won’t commit to the title he says he just wants to be careful. Is he looking for an easy way out?
Sincerely, I Need Commitment

Dear I Need Commitment,
I bet he says the same exact thing to his other “girlfriends.” Most likely, he is just enjoying his final days as a single man. He needs to get it all out before he commits to something. It’s good that he keeps coming back to you for more. Just be careful, it’s never good if you do everything to have him but he doesn’t show much back.

Dear Anthony,
The parties were crazy this Halloween weekend. As usual, many of the girls’ costumes didn’t come with much material. Of course I kept looking at them. it’s a guys favorite weekend for a reason. But every time I turned my neck, I got smacked upside my head by my girlfriend. Do I really deserve that from the girl?
Sincerely, Wandering Eyes

Dear Wandering Eyes,
No, that is not fair. Not at all. First, most girls dress like the slutty version of my doctor so they can get attention. It would be rude of us guys to not take a look and give them the attention they wanted. It’s a win-win situation for all. All girls, and I mean all girls, know what Halloween means. Your girlfriend can’t be mad at you because she knew what she was getting into when you two went to the party together.

Dear Anthony,
My girlfriend is trying way too hard to fit in with me and the guys. Whether it’s watching football with us all day or burping in front of us all. How do I get her to leave us alone?
Sincerely, Guys Night Out

Dear Guys Night Out,
Isn’t that the most annoying thing for us? You can’t interrupt the guys. That’s where we talk about the girls. Just take advantage of it. Take her along to the strip club. Then we will see how long she lasts when Cininnamon make her heels clap.