Aries (Mar 21 to Apr. 19)

Is the tan really worth the nasty ass sunburn that you got? Next time put some damn sunscreen on!

Taurus (Apr. 20 to May 20)

I know that the parties were rad as hell but for the love of god, please don’t go skinny dipping again. No one wants to see…that

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

You will have a great time, that is if you’re the type to define “great” as tripping while trying to get into your car to drive back to Grand Junction.

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

Now that you have been rejuvinated by the magic of spring break, GET BACK TO WORK!

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)

Bro, just becuase the friends you made while on spring vacation say that your are the ‘prettiest princess at the party’… it probably means that its true. Slay queen.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sep. 22)

About time you took a break! Workaholic much?

Libra (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22)

I know you miss the slopes but the snow is melting already and it’s time to get back in the classroom and kick those grade’s asses.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)

How’re those mosquito bites you got from the “romantic get away spring break vacation” you had with your pookie? Itchy, mayhaps?

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)

Finally some time to relax and get some chores done, maybe you- aaaand spring break is already over. Damn.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan 19):

Was buying everyone beers during spring break really a good idea? Street cred can only get you so much, your empty wallet would say otherwise.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18):

How the hell did you get a boat? Spring break magic? What are you 12? I know you stole that shit!

Pisces (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20):

The attrocities that you commited while on spring break will NOT be forgotten. The guilt will follow you until your last days. Prepare yourself, karma will come for you…