Aries 3/21 – 4/19
Life is a play, and practicing lines is imperative to authenticity. Practice saying “I’m sorry,” or “You were right and I was wrong,” in the mirror so it’s actually believable. Allowing someone else to have a false sense of superiority can feel good.
Taurus 4/20 – 5/20
Take inventory of the food consumed over the last week. How are the macros looking? Are you low on fiber? How can you expect to be regular in all parts of life if you’re not regular in bowel movements? They’re fundamental.
Gemini 5/21 – 6/20
Never underestimate the power of meddling. Gemini was given two personalities to make investigation easier. Approach the inquiry from both sides and it’ll likely get solved by the New Moon.
Cancer 6/21 – 7/22
Harness the psychic powers inside and compliment someone for something unexpected. Shoelaces, handwashing technique and how they hiccup can all be great options. Get unique and make someone smile.
Leo 7/23 – 8/22
Self-care during the last quarter of the Moon is top priority. Glass skin, clipped toenails and an organized closet will manifest success for the new Moon. It frees up time to howl and jump over ceremonial fires, and the pictures will look phenomenal.
Virgo 8/23 – 9/22
It’s week four of school and since you’re likely already doing work for week six, take a second for a pat on the back. Work on that killer karaoke performance of a Whitney Houston song or volunteer at the library.
Libra 9/23 – 10/22
Stand up for what’s right during the next New Moon. Gossip is a form of self-preservation and using it is essential to getting all sides of a story. Educated opinions are foundational. Why are red pandas the cutest? Who is the fairest of them all?
Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21
The grudge being held against the person that wronged you is absolutely warranted, but don’t let it take over. The power of rage isn’t nearly as potent as the power of righteousness. Forgive and forget isn’t for the perpetrator, it’s for the victim. Forgive yourself for trusting them.
Sagittarius 11/22 – 12/21
Hold those cards close to your chest during the New Moon. Keeping people guessing is important and it’s easier to do that if you don’t even know what’s coming next.
Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19
Live life like a mullet. Have those ducks in a row and then party with them! They will quack and slap to success behind you. Partying with feathered friends is the best way to celebrate splashy successes.
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Reach out to a respected mentor or loved one before the next New Moon. They might need expertise about the perfect brand of glitter or which sci-fi romance to need next. Having impeccable taste comes with burdens, but sharing is caring.
Pisces 2/18 – 3/20
Waxing poetic at the local coffee shop open mic can be cathartic during the New Moon. Just because an open mic wasn’t scheduled doesn’t mean the words can’t flow. Bust out the bongos and take those patrons on a journey.
