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Interview With ASG Candidates

Interview With ASG Candidates

Crite Staff
April 16, 2023
CMU agrees to add eight new sports as part of war effort

CMU agrees to add eight new sports as part of war effort

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
Rate My Housing: Tomlinson Library

Rate My Housing: Tomlinson Library

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
Shock signing for CMU basketball

Shock signing for CMU basketball

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
Bodie “Bud” Wiser (left), Nick O’Tinê (middle), Harry Zaa (middle), Diane Eyesus (right), and Coco “Snuffaluffagus” Leefe (far right) convene before a practice. Their first “game” will be a highly anticipated match against Western (Wasted) State.

Excitement builds for new party team

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023

Death to The Crite

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
Believe it or not, this is not the first time I.P. Freely has fallen victim to a discarded banana. During a game against South Dakota Mines this season, an unidentified monkey found its way onto Stocker Field and wreaked havoc during the second quarter. Here, Freely is shown falling on his head, but impressively still holding onto ball. Way to put the team first!

QB out for season after slipping on banana peel in cartoonish fashion

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
Horace Set to Become Rowdy's Successor

Horace Set to Become Rowdy’s Successor

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
A Meal With Morgan: Taco Bell

A Meal With Morgan: Taco Bell

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
This just in: a hot new bull has entered the villa

This just in: a hot new bull has entered the villa

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
You Won't Be-Leaf what the Caf Did

You Won’t Be-Leaf what the Caf Did

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
Students Against Parking

Students Against Parking

Crite Staff
April 5, 2023
Nurse Rowdy

Nurse Rowdy

Crite Staff
April 2, 2023
[April Fools] President Marshall Resigns

[April Fools] President Marshall Resigns

Crite Staff
April 2, 2023
CMU hires renowned chemist Walter White

CMU hires renowned chemist Walter White

Crite Staff
April 2, 2023
Editor-in-Chief found alive

Editor-in-Chief found alive

Crite Staff
April 2, 2023

Full text of Criterion editors’ grievance filed against ASG Sen. Nguyen

Crite Staff
December 5, 2017

Full text of ASG Sen. Nguyen’s grievance against The Criterion

Crite Staff
December 5, 2017

Blotter

Crite Staff
April 30, 2017

Prof Talk: Brenda Wilhelm

Crite Staff
April 30, 2017

I challenge you to love yourself

Crite Staff
April 30, 2017

Blotter: April 25

Crite Staff
April 24, 2017

The people behind the books

Crite Staff
April 23, 2017

Students showcase uniquely textured art, among other techniques

Crite Staff
April 23, 2017

Well…Damn, Daniel

Crite Staff
April 23, 2017

Blotter

Crite Staff
April 16, 2017

CMU extends RMAC lead

Crite Staff
April 16, 2017

CMU adds Triatholon

Crite Staff
April 16, 2017

Rangers capture Mavericks

Crite Staff
April 15, 2017

Blotter

Crite Staff
April 9, 2017

Org Letter: Horizon Magazine

Crite Staff
April 9, 2017

Brittany Metz

Crite Staff
April 9, 2017

CMU disc golf course great for beginners

Crite Staff
April 9, 2017

A beginner’s guide to buying a laptop

Crite Staff
April 9, 2017

Same route, new bus

Crite Staff
April 2, 2017

Blotter

Crite Staff
April 2, 2017

A letter from ASG

Crite Staff
April 2, 2017

Vote “no” on Measure 2A, an unnecessary convention center

Crite Staff
March 12, 2017

The best of the most exhilarating entertainment platform

Crite Staff
March 12, 2017

Room for rent

Crite Staff
March 6, 2017

Steve Brandenburg passes the 100-goal mark

Crite Staff
March 5, 2017

Criterion endorses disclosure of ASG campaign finances

Crite Staff
March 5, 2017

Letter from an Org: The Literary Review

Crite Staff
March 5, 2017

Blotter

Crite Staff
March 5, 2017

Blotter

Crite Staff
February 28, 2017

When do we become adults?

Crite Staff
February 17, 2017

Psychology Club raises money for conference

Crite Staff
February 16, 2017

KMSA’s extravagant rebranding

Crite Staff
February 16, 2017

Tyler’s Tyrades: My most disgusting tirade

Crite Staff
February 15, 2017

Senior Exhibitions: Chroma and Monochrome through Vida en Movimiento

Crite Staff
February 15, 2017

CMU student’s family impacted by ban

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

New event hopes to bring positivity to GJ

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Proposed changes to Colorado Open Records Act

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Program helps parents talk to children about sexual abuse

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Student government debates club funding

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Blotter

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

CMU football player’s court case moved

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

A letter from Party Smart

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Trainer Talk: Boost muscle by setting the weights down

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Swimming takes first and second at RMAC championships

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Baseball opens up season in St. George

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Softball comes back twice during tournament

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Lacrosse opens in dominant form

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Women’s basketball splits last road series

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Skyhawks claw the Mavericks 90-71

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Wrestling ends regular season

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Everything wrong with the Colorado Rockies

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

CMU’s Political Science Club takes on Denver

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Student Salute: Cullen Meurer

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Prof Talk: Michele Hanson, professor of French

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

President Trump versus the environment

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

The President is being misjudged

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Glitz, Glam and Gaga featured in Super Bowl LI

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Kellyanne Conway and the Bowling Green Massacre

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Honorable advertisements of 2017

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

A letter to Patriots haters

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

“Fifty Shades Darker” worth dedicating an evening to

Crite Staff
February 12, 2017

Girl Scout Cookie season is here

Crite Staff
February 9, 2017

Sexual assault: Your feelings are always valid

Crite Staff
February 8, 2017

Tyler’s Tyrades: Pepe and minions dabbed on that juju yelling, “damn Daniel”

Crite Staff
February 8, 2017

Does pro-life really mean pro-refugee?

Crite Staff
February 8, 2017

New management for Two Rivers and Avalon

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Additions to ASG and the campus

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

CMU the leading provider of higher education in the Western Slope

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Mesa County Partners mentoring the Grand Valley youth

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Immigration ban being fought in the courtroom

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Shake or steak?

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Org Letter: Outdoor Program

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Editorial: The quest for love

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Coffee filter skirts and newspaper dresses

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Men’s Lacrosse scrimmage against CU Boulder

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

On poor shooting night Mavs still find a way to win

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Length of Griffins too much for the Mavericks

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Salazar and Tawater win RMAC Titles

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Western State Alumni Open Recap

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Sin city meets the autumn wind

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Student Salute: Jake Carmin

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Staff Talk: Kevin Bates

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

Alpha Sigma Alpha completes their spring recruitment

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017

X Games concert a nightmare on ice

Crite Staff
February 6, 2017
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