Jake Ames, sophomore business major of Delta

What is your plan in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

I’ll probably just go into the mountains and live off the land, ‘cause zombies aren’t very good at climbing. I grew up around here, so I know the mountains pretty well. I like to fish and hunt.

If you could live in one fictional world, which one would it be and why?

I’d definitely live in, like, Star Wars so I could use the Force. There’s no doubt in my mind that I’d be a Jedi.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?

I’d be taller. I’m pretty short. I’m like 6’2”. I play on the basketball team, so I need to be taller.