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An awesome Valentine’s Day

An awesome Valentine’s Day

Nico Ortega February 19, 2019

Hello friends, welcome to the super-duper Valentine’s Day edition of Crayons Are Delicious. In today’s article, we will talk about some great ideas on how to impress that special someone in your life. I...

Crayons are delicious: Relaxing break and better new year's resolutions

Crayons are delicious: Relaxing break and better new year’s resolutions

Nico Ortega February 4, 2019

Hello friends, welcome back to both school and the first issue of Crayons are Delicious of the semester! I hope the break was relaxing and the holidays were great for you all. It has been a weird and...

The best pet ever created

Nico Ortega November 6, 2018

Hello friends, welcome back to another episode of Crayons are Delicious. If you have been following me for a while, thank you. If this is your first time reading - what took you so long? If you remember...

Why am I still eating these things?

Why am I still eating these things?

Nico Ortega October 18, 2018

Hello friends, welcome to a special online only edition of Crayons Are Delicious. For today’s episode, I want to talk about something besides eating crayons - making art with them. In the spirit of Artoberfest,...

My editor made me write this so I wouldn’t get sued

My editor made me write this so I wouldn’t get sued

Nico Ortega October 8, 2018

Hello friends, Nico here, again. The last article I wrote did well; however, it was about eating crayons, and eating crayons is frowned upon. So today young boys and girls, I’m going to learn you a...

64 flavors of Crayola

Nico Ortega September 21, 2018

As a former active duty United States Marine, I have eaten a ton of crayons in my life. They aren’t very nutritious, but they are very filling.  Now I know what you’re thinking, why would someone...

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