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The Criterion has been the school paper since 1931, and it is time for that reign of terror to come to an end.  For too long, The Crite has maliciously...
Disaster struck campus on March 32, when Colorado Mesa University (CMU) junior quarterback I.P. Freely dramatically slipped and fell on a discarded banana peel. CMU’s training staff expect Freely...
Mavericks… I didn’t even know what a maverick was before committing to Colorado Mesa University (CMU). Other colleges have epic mascots such as the geoduck, okra, banana slug and...
On that late-March afternoon, my belly so matter-of-factly stated, “Yo, it’s time for some grub." I was cruising down North Street, and the familiar pink and purple bell materialized...

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